Tfw your fortune cookie calls you lazy…



irl

I can’t handle this stupidity for another week

god help me



octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

I needed this today



I’m going fucking crazy



Why the hell am I so sleeeepyyyyyy



whiskey-wolf:

$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock

This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.

Ohhh fuck that’s beautiful



punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement





Making panko chicken strips tonight, mmmmmm



While walking my dog tonight, a group of four teenaged boys skateboarded past us. From several feet away I heard one of them say “such doge, very wow”

Thanks, internet.